𝓼𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓱 ☾

global health & anthropology @ asu 🌞 🍃

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

I needed dahlia frog hotel today, so I imagine you might too https://t.co/0n2ZaMDUWX

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

If I was a marriage counselor, I would make the couple each use ANY dating app for 3 minutes.

[Kaveh MD @thehouseofpod]

You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but…

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

spooked

[T 🌙 @tieyoo]

The spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

[Jhay @jhayusb]

what y'all know about luxury

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

How to do a media interview while being carried away by police for protest. 10/10, no notes.

[𝖑𝖊𝖝 ⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮ @_lexvy]

it’s October 1st 😁

[Ghost ✫ @KillianTrill999]

How I act when someone tells me they have a animal I can pet in their house

[𝓼𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓱 ☾ @panuski_sa]

growing up in missouri before coming to arizona, the only exposure to hispanic culture i had was george lopez at 3am

[Neal Surrena @KnightfanNeal]

Rest of the world: "This week, Floridians prepare for what could be a catastrophic hurricane."

Floridians preparing:

[sofía @_____abadi]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[cory @coolmathgame_]

termite twitter scares me

[𝓼𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓱 ☾ @panuski_sa]

it’s so fucked up trying to get diagnosed with a “flare up” base illness bc no i can’t wait 12 weeks for an appointment it may not be happening then 😭

[𝓼𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓱 ☾ @panuski_sa]

@missmulrooney after they knock hit ‘em with a “come in 😈”

[smooth brained brat @c0wbitch]

Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”

[pj @pjayevans]

Can I come over. I got the zoomies and you have an open floor plan

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

those trucks with HIPS piss me off so bad

[𝓼𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓱 ☾ @panuski_sa]

this is what i mean when I say I sesh with my plants

[Kyle Walker @Kylewalkersongs]

Good morning