panyeezus

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Lauren Boebert's congressional career. Boebert went down to a Democrat, a retired Navy admiral, and kept her hands to herself for once.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bernie Sanders is on one tonight 😆

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why does this guy always talk like a World of Warcraft npc

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Matt Gaetz's time in Congress. The MAGA firebrand resigned before the release of a report investigating if he had sex with an underage girl. Earlier, Trump nominated him as Attorney General, leaving DC dumbfounded.

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

It was.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Jesse Watters for Secretary of the Navy!

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

we're already at a code red on the susan collins advisory system

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

I wonder how many times I’ll have to post this over the next four years

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

The Department of Justice isn't within 100 feet of a school, is it?

[Alexis Blexas @agraybee]

Trump day 1 pick: John S. Normalrepublican, longtime supporter of tax cuts and military spending.

Day 2 pick: Jeremiah Beezlebub Jr, author of "Why Iraq Should Be Part Of Israel."

Day 3 pick: Jeffrey Epstein in a Groucho Marx disguise.

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Trump still has the sauce. No one else could have made picks like these. Every selection is like drafting a kicker in the first round but the kicker has a Wikipedia section titled Allegations and is also not really a kicker

[Albertina Rizzo @albz]

We laughed but Female Body Inspector is about to be an official cabinet position

[Will @wsebag]

He's so wrong that I'm starting to think there might be a God

[Robert A. George @RobGeorge]

Well, this explains Trump’s obsession with recess appointments. Ironically, “recess appointments” is what Matt Gaetz calls his younger dates.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

the worst cabinet pick SO FAR