📖🌎 WORLD HISTORY: july, 2026 marks 16 years of the first ever omegaverse fanfiction being posted, making jared padalecki the first ever omegaverse alpha along with his supernatural co-star jensen ackles, as the first omega.
can’t eat bread because it’ll make my mouth bleed. can’t eat vegetables because it’ll give me explosive diarrhea. can’t walk outside because the sky is on fire.
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!