maxweller

Sometimes up, always down. @literallygianna

[cee @1ovesickkk]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing fucking me is life

[piss kink 🔞 @kittens0ft]

if i had a dick i would be on the roof smoking a cigarette with my dick and balls out to the world

[Landry McBall, CPA @Tailgatelover47]

Got paired up with the “recently divorced” cougar coworker tomorrow in the company golf outing

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[Noah (LA) @noahwaybabes]

being high and transgender is crazy as hell like whoaaa i’m high and have no dick

[kryssy 🧁 @commiedaughtr]

People saying Bam dodged a bullet because Jackass was at pride as if Bam and Ryan weren’t sucking and fucking hello😭😭😭

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[xan loves OBSESSION @ColonelCochise]

a 26 year old directors theatrical debut horror film just surpassed a fucking star wars movie at the domestic box office and retook the #1 spot do you guys realize how insane this is

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i love saying my dick is hard when i don't even have one like yeah im spiritually bricked what about it

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[maxweller @papitoMaxx]

I’ve been having the hardest time picking out a pashmina and finding one where I’m like “oh yea this is it!!” … then Gianna showed me the one she just ordered for me … 😭😭

To be known is to loved

[eggnog @sdhgsdlfighs]

my dick big as fuck i think im hung hung hung sahur

[yukilingus tsucuminsidememo @pussiguro]

girls that orgasm vs bitches who CUM

[val @natemackinnons]

mack drunk in the streets of europe flirting with men AND women, my brother just another me fr

[mads @m4dder4ll]

I think the hottest non sexual thing someone can do is know what song was sampled

[bitty_yitty @cosmicyitty]

anyways raves exist bc black nd queer ppl needed them as sanctuaries against discrimination -that’s it enjoy ur day

[saddy mayonnaise @saddymayo]

Anti-porn/anti-masturbation/anti-poly discourse is pro trad wife propaganda and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[cee @cslivr]

???????????? aftercare is just laying together peacefully and like drinking water and saying nice things to each other do yall think aftercare is like first aid 😭😭

[r. @xxoorita]

i prefer to have POC uber drivers they always talking to they family on the phone instead of talking to me, them old white men get on my last fckin nerve like stfu

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.