Eugene Thomas

Accidental father. Dog lover (RIP Spike). Ebay entrepreneur. Love hugs, almost as much as I love dogs!

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

Quinoa is a scam.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

@USC_Athletics @ChrisDokish @MaxBrowne4 Matt Lienhart was a peice of garbage! Would say sh**, but my grand kids are on this site.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

.My niece became sexually attracted to a minion. It ruined my relationship with my brother. I will still see the film though. https://t.co/FeuPNBOJOH

[Miranda Cosgrove @MirandaCosgrove]

#DespicableMe3 is finally out TODAY! So excited for you to see it!

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

At an 80's night, you will not find ladies from the 80's! Stay away! Total misnomer. Nothing but millennials. God do I miss Jimmy Carter.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

Who needs Tinder when there are jazz clubs. After the saxophone players taker their ladies home it's easy pickings for ole Eugene #drunkdad

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

@Norman_Jenkins7 Norm, You read my mind! I could always use a drink (or 4!) My kids never did too well at school. Maybe that's why I have a drinking problem!

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

Finally cashed out the Beanie Baby collection my ex-wife got for our 1st born daughter,she claimed it was a wise investment.I made $12.Dumb.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

The chocker trend is more like the 'No sir!' trend. If my daughter were to wear one I would be aggressively disappointed. She knows better.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

@tankthefrankkk @PeteKirven @cl_applewhite @DaveLambeau @Chipping4Birdey @hockeydad717 Yes! Only if we stay away from the immoral San Fran!

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

*Literally* cannot wait to brush up on my cooking skills! I'm registered and cannot wait to meet you all! https://t.co/XLwEelr4B6

[National Parks Board @nparksbuzz]

Join us at Fort Canning Park on 4 March for art exhibitions, guided tours & cooking demos! https://t.co/RyaeMsr6yO
#weekendsinthepark

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

Great job Shannon! You are making your grandparent proud (your grandmother isn't on Twitter) https://t.co/DUH7aEcWUN

[SHSAAsport @shsaasport]

Congratulations to the Unity Composite High School Girls Volleyball Team on receiving the @shsaasport / @fueledbySKmilk Sportsmanship Award!

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

I always button up my shirts to the collar.Anything less is a indication of weakness & submission #eugenetips (grandkids taught me hashtags)

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

.@PittTweet burnt my tongue on my boiled water. Who can I contact for legal counsel (other than my divorce lawyer who gave my ex everything)

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

@tyler_canthang @healy_lane @meg_young_ is this Leigh girl #single ? Looking for new FWB that really knows how to move her body. I'm alone.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

Tik taks save my date night.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

.@Wendys My former wife, Denise, left me for a younger man who had 'more meat', thus forever ruining your burgers for me. Also my life.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

#SteelersSanta I would love something to make my ex-wife jealous. She left me for a younger, more talented man.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

@FishingPeteB @JamesConner_ awkward for who Pete? I'm sure my ex wife is loving this pic! God, I hate her so much (I'm dead on the inside).

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

@MVVending My ex-wife not taking as much as she could've! Still got the '88 Mustang! She did get my son though.

[Eugene Thomas @pappaeugene]

Will need to take another Tylenol PM to fall asleep tonight. Sad.