LootUranus

When I close my eyes I am Everything. When I open them I am here.
Cynical mind, love is unkind.

[Sue💚 @SueTaylor_]

“Just because you’re offended, it doesn’t mean you’re right.”
@RickyGervais

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

Out of all the types of people who MUST be stopped, the stranger who sits beside you when there’s tons of open chairs is the most baffling.

[Bada Bing @bada_bing04]

Kuniambia niliumbwa na malaika ako attachment ni police case btw

[Y0BESH @Y0BESH]

Some mad guy told the security guard outside parliament mnachunga nini na wezii washaingia😂!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Understand the Universe

[LootUranus @paranoiafreaka]

@mbalefinest @Onfonmobile Adam, did these mfs unlock it for you?

[Rob @_ROB_29]

I’M FKN DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 🤣

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

mistress is just a fancy word for side hoe

[LootUranus @paranoiafreaka]

@taylorndean Hell yeah Taylor, congrats

[Mo @modise__]

You guys will see a gorgeous face and think a guy fumbled , these girls are crazy.

[Carl Jung Archive @QuoteJung]

Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakens.

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U could be losing your mind and check Kanye’s tweets then realize you’re actually doing alright

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Men is this true.

[LootUranus @paranoiafreaka]

@NoContextHumans

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.