Chris Björnhjärta

I'm not a DJ. My name is an inside joke. Fuck you, Mike Faberman.

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

Im more excited for Godzilla vs Kong than is appropriate. I hope there’s no plot and it’s just 90 minutes of mayhem, Rampage World Tour style. I hope they let a ten year old smash toys together for an hour and a half and then put a billion dollars of effects on it

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

The bigger the hoop, the bigger the what now?

[Quincy Johnson II @QuincyJohnsonII]

NORMALIZE CALLING OUT WHYTE SUPREMACISTS, THEIR ENABLERS, THEIR SYMPATHIZERS & THEIR TOLERATERS®!

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@RicoMauve No fucking joke, there.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@yeahtheletter SOLD!

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@yeahtheletter Look here, you sovereign of silly geese, never hesitate to reach out. I'm here, both conceptually and physically. We're frans, and you're gonna get my love. One way or another.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@yeahtheletter Yar.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@yuungass Because every boss is, and I cannot stress this enough, the *fucking* worst. They deserve absolutely zero consideration.
Anyone willing to accept the mediocrity of middle management doesn't deserve basic, human considerstion.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@yeahtheletter Tokyo Drift is a perfect movie, as is its soundtrack. You so right.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@drmistercody so that's... good.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@AOC I live in the NC 11th District. We *SOMEHOW* elected @CawthornforNC to "represent" us. I will send you any @edible you want if you can make him cry within his first month in office. Hell, I'll send you one anyway; his salty tears would just make it taste all the more sweet.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@pinkyybabee The thing. I done did it. I'm still not sure if it made me feel better or much, much worse.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

Cunt.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

This is a super important project that I'm involved in. Please give it a look-see. If you like it, please share. The full episode drops Oct 8th.

[Miles Above @MilesAboveshow]

Joe wants something that only Mandy can give him. Unfortunately, Joe is also an idiot. What misadventures await Mandy and the single most inconsequential member of the Miles Above team when they find themselves trapped “In A Van Down By The River”?

Find out October 8th.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

Check out the trailer and new episode of @MilesAboveshow
@GralienReverend and I worked really hard and had a lot of fun working with the amazing cast and crew to make this dream into a reality.

[Miles Above @MilesAboveshow]

Joe and Mandy are about to set off on a journey. A journey of discovery, to face their fears, a journey that Mandy doesn't even know she's going to take.
How far would you go... for love?

Trailer drops on Thursday, episode drops October 8th.

[Django Gold @django]

this Chris D'Elia shit is wild, but I guess it's always the first person you suspect

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@yuungass Racists are weak against both fire and slashing attacks.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

"I'm an empath!" = "I NEED to hijack the conversation!"

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

Why am I so sad, all of the time?

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

@yuungass Nah. Just a supporter of local businesses.

[Chris Björnhjärta @Paraskeptical]

Do you like philanthropy? Do you like ethical porn consumption? Are you a fan of Hellenistic sculpture? Well, have I got some news for you! Go on and give my buddy, Al, a visit and do your part to support Geek Culture.