Parker Jack

Previously identified as a fur coat enthusiast, moved on to other endeavors.

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[ficcnucc @ficcnucc]

WHO THE FUCK

[でっかいカエル @mushi_frog]

でっかいカエル
挨拶のクオリティ上がってきたな笑

[homerfan1738 @HomerFan1738]

carry on my squidward son
there is peace spongebob is gone
play your little clarinet
dont you cry no more

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

1 baguette… 2 baguette… OH SEA LION WOAH!

[Royal Guardian @RoyalGuardian6]

I’m starting to believe that Metro 2033 was just a documentary

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

We need to get men off their phones and get them back to searching for peppermint and wrestling bumbles over the edge of cliffs.

[Impressions @impression_ists]

Claude Monet, Snow

[Cody Mayer @CodyMayer22]

monument valley in the snow

[matt @mattybtweets69]

They call the song Don’t Fear The Reaper but then they go and add that scary part in the middle

[Chelsea 👩‍🎤 @idksorry01]

Tw// throwing it on the ground
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So my so called "girlfriend" just handed me her cell phone said its my dad... uh thats not my dad that's a cell phone

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I don’t need a game to experience that

[Parker Jack @parker_jack75]

@Battlefield Hey uhhhh maybe throw me a code, just to feel something again??

[doxie @doxie_gay]

dinner time

[Parker Jack @parker_jack75]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXON RIP AND TEAR MY PC BUDGET IN HALF

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

[Parker Jack @parker_jack75]

@nickmelanson_ Hey uhhhh boss? Would you still luv me if I was a woim?