Parker Webb

''trust your fitness''

[slime @killmeslime]

Nevada 🌞? More like they NEVA 🙅🏾 gon count 🤚🏾 DA votes 🗳🤣🗣‼️

[Parker Webb @parkerwebb309]

Desperately need Kate McKinnon to jump out and yell “live from New York it’s Saturday night!” to let me know this shit show was a joke

[Parker Webb @parkerwebb309]

@Goth__Dad ?

[Talking Wolves @TalkingWolves]

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[Parker Webb @parkerwebb309]

@Goth__Dad @JohnOShaghnessy Can this not appear on my twitter feed plz and thank u. (Ass lookin phat tho)

[World Record Egg @egg_rt_record]

Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa @yousuck2020 (5.3 million!)

We got this 🙌

[Rob Gronkowski @RobGronkowski]

Retweet to win this signed Gronk Photo. Winner picked tonight.
Enter https://t.co/kptIwmB9Oa to win THE ULTIMATE SUPER BOWL PACKAGE!

[Jack Lipscomb @Young_Seneca]

Alright so the bar has been set now I just need everyone's help, please retweet this so I can fulfill my dream🙌🏼

[National Geographic TV @NatGeoTV]

A fight breaks out when a husband comes home and finds his wife with another penguin.

[RaysFanGio @RaysFanGio]

2016 World Series.

Cubs vs Indians

And then the world will end with the score tied in game seven in extra innings #apocalypse

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Wait which guy is winning and which guy is losing?

[Dude Perfect @DudePerfect]

RT for Michael Phelps Edition! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

This is worth the 12 minutes of your time https://t.co/e3rYHP75Es

[Parker Webb @parkerwebb309]

@joelissocool https://t.co/sNTjfBDgQY Hmmmm seems like these "bullshit laws" r actually correlated with less gun deaths... Wow!

[Parker Webb @parkerwebb309]

I don't think I've ever seen an event as white as the Republican National Convention

[David Ortiz @davidortiz]

Yo @KDTrey5 sorry I couldn't make the meeting today but Brady will tell u they don't call Boston the City of Champions for nothing 🏆🏆🏆

[Parker Webb @parkerwebb309]

@parkerwebb309 in a horribly disappointing way

[Parker Webb @parkerwebb309]

Impressive by the Red Sox there

[Michael Casagrande @ByCasagrande]

Sounds like Cleveland fans stole a fire truck, according to the scanner.

[Gary Striewski @garystriewski]

@parkerwebb309 rawwwwwrrrr