Carl Monday

Texas native. The most extra dog mom you’ve ever met. Chief Justice Roberts once made me sit on his death couch. Pelosi alum 🇺🇸. Really bad at Twitter.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

A note to my friends who still back Trump:

I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.

Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.

And the green water?

A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.

Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.

That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.

The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.

Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.

Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.

Prove them wrong.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I don’t hate America, I fucking hate Donald
Trump. There’s a huge difference

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate.

Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...

[Daniel Goldman @danielsgoldman]

Donald Trump ran for office for three reasons:

1) stay out of jail
2) exact revenge on his enemies
3) line his pockets

Everything else he says is bullshit.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it’s Donald Trump stealing $1.7 billion from the treasury to share with his friends or Hillary Clinton using a private email server to share risotto recipes with her friends, there’s been plenty of inappropriate sharing on both sides.

[Sam Youngman @samyoungman]

I just can't believe the guy who attacked his own capital would be this crazy.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

One day, Donald Trump will die, and his supporters will try to punish the people who say things like this.

[Ian Haworth @ighaworth]

The Jew-hating equivalent of “well, she was wearing a short skirt, so…”

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

For the 500th time:

Powerful women are always popular as long as they are not SEEKING power.

As soon as they SEEK power, they are branded as "unlikable."

Hillary was a very popular Senator (even among Republicans) and was destroyed once she dared to LEAD.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why does this guy always talk like a World of Warcraft npc

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

[Janet Mills @JanetMillsforME]

Thirty years of concern. Never enough courage.

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

women’s loneliness is treated as a personal failing and men’s loneliness is treated as a societal failure

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The 2nd amendment is not for hunting, it is not for self protection

It is there to ensure that free people can defend themselves if god forbid government became tyrannical and turned against its citizens

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

Make Orwell Fiction Again.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democratic politicians are unable to stop themselves from using curse words, I will have no choice but to hold my nose and vote for him for the fourth time in 2028.

[Jordan Strack @JordanStrack]

The haters said Ohio State hadn’t beaten anybody.

The haters said Ohio State wasn’t tested.

Honestly, good call by the haters.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

choo. choo.
we will not be taking questions

[Esta @TheOnlyEsta]

If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you.