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twin momma • tall • anxious • probably reading: 302/1 📚 •

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

It’s Pokemon Go night @ @whitesox tonight. And I’ll bet anything I’m going to have more fun than my children. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

Nothing pisses me off more than a couple moms chain smoking cigarettes at the fucking playground. I wish I was joking. And i’m a former pack a day smoker. Not around fucking kids.

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

Squints decided today was the day they were going to act like I never let them out of the house.

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

All that time… Nothing pisses me off more than to see this.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

In honor of our nation’s 250th birthday, mother nature has decided it will be 250 degrees out.

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

i have a note called “things I want to text my friends but don’t”. I just get ignored or ghosted. (these are friends i’ve had since I was 12)

mentally it is fulfilling. just by typing it out it’s almost like im texting them. Just without irrational mental fear of being ignored.

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

I’m the odd one out in my book chats because I don’t like (putting it lightly) Emily Henry or Liz Tomforde books. 🙃

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

Back to back legendary shinies? 👀👀

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

@sailorxlunaa i just added you 🥰

[Mike @RaspberryWeiner]

This is so accurate 🤣
#PokemonGO

[CubsndDubs @CubsndDubs]

@ChicagoBears On behalf of the city of Chicago FUCK YOU GEORGE H. MCCASKEY

[Jake Lewis @jake____lewis]

i am not a big believer in chicago purity tests, but i do think "have you ever seen the jesse white tumblers" is a pretty fair dividing line between real chicagoan and fake chicagoan

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

I always nominate amazing nurses for a Daisy Award. 🌼

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

This is why the shift to everyone hating each other has been so hard for millennials.

Many of us went to diverse schools where everyone basically got along. Sure, jokes were made & bad people existed, but there was a general code of respect.

Social media + rage bait ruined that

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

Bruh. Gas is $4.69 in the suburbs. If you have a car in the city, I can’t imagine those prices. 😱

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

um sure I’ll check my schedule, but if my husband who I hang out with constantly is available, I’ll be hanging out with him

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

Imagine hearing some kid yell “I choose you” and then feeling the sting of a master ball right to the face.

[✿ lemon 🍋 loser ✿ @past_chicago]

ALL OF THE ABOVE ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

[Courtney Finnicum @courtney883]

The White Sox announced a bunch of new theme nights for this season, and Nickelodeon day seems kind of fun. Especially for us 90’s kids.