Pastor Pants

All things pastory.

[Pastor Pants @pastor_pants]

Does anyone else ever get the same email 5 times for church stuff? Or is it just us pastors?

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I'm case you haven't heard I'm teaching now.

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When you are Baptist, isn't every Tuesday, Fat Tuesday?

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Welp, we have a new POTUS.

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Does making fun of millennials make older generations feel better?

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Putting someone on hold the second they answer your phone call might be the 8th thing the Lord hates.

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This is officially the week of: never going to get any sermon prep done.

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I'm ready for this election to be over where Xtians go back to yelling at one another about the other kind of election.

[Pastor Pants @pastor_pants]

Seasonal PSA: Leggings still aren't pants.

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"Y'all aren't going to church this morning?" - // my grandmother when finding out my daughter is still asleep.

[Pastor Pants @pastor_pants]

Sometimes I think my family forgets that I'm a pastor. They love calling me on Sunday mornings and Wednesday nights.

[Pastor Pants @pastor_pants]

Never study for complements, but appreciate it when people appreciate your study.

[Fake J.D. Greear @FakeJDGreear]

Congress is in hour 24 of their sit in, basically taking up space and doing nothing.

In other words: Thursday.

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The UK has declared independence from the EU and Left Behind books everywhere suddenly disappear.

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

"My dad started the Moral Majority. We already lost the 'Majority' part, so let's toss the 'Moral' along with it."

[Pastor Pants @pastor_pants]

I'm upset that I wasn't invited to be on Donald Trump's religious advisory group. I guess it's because I'm not PastorToupee. #NeverTrump

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I wonder if @FakeJDGreear is upset about how many times his name has been misspelled? #SBC16

[Church Curmudgeon @ChrchCurmudgeon]

If you see a puff of white smoke from #SBC16, it's not announcing the vote. It's from the deacons on the back step.

[Pastor Pants @pastor_pants]

The Third Ballot would be a good Southern Gospel Band name. #SBC16

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When you're with Jesus you're never in the minority. #sbc16 #JesusJuke