PatInTheHat

VA TECH '20

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@Apple make a VisionLite, lose half the functionality, make it wired, plug it directly into a pc, use as a VR/AR display instead of monitors. Up the refresh rate to 240hz w/ 4k oled. Make it less than $1500. There is no need for monitors anymore. You’re welcome. #VisionPro

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@JordanPeele was this any inspiration for the first shot of the “craft” in #NopeMovie ?

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

Im trying to get a ps5 so get ready for a lot of retweets from a lot of random people

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

🎁🎁🎁 1M Mega-Giveaway: @mattswider will reach 1 million followers soon. Matt + @techradar are giving away consoles + accessories to celebrate🥳

👉How to enter: https://t.co/p3b8CeFTtr

♻️♻️RT this

✅ PS5 bundle
✅ Xbox Series X
✅ Zelda JoyCons

Ends when Matt Swider hits 1M

[Star Wars Facts @sw_tweets]

When Harrison Ford was asked if Han Solo was a Force ghost in 'The Rise of Skywalker', his answer was 'I have no fucking idea what a Force ghost is. And I don’t care'

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@NWSBlacksburg During a global pandemic? Jeez kick us while we're down world.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

This thread.

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@BingingWBabish Hit me with more of this Jewish cuisine.

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@OptimumHelp
Hey any updates? Trying to watch my recording of the 77th Golden Globes before we go to war with Iran.

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@jordynpic Atleast its healthy. I powered through a family size bag of dorritos and woke up with hot flashes.

[Jordyn @jordynpic]

i can’t believe i got myself a family size container of hummus and ate it all. i am incredible !

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

If your ever having a bad day, just watch me go down the first drop of nitro. I give you permission to make fun of me

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@oliviabradley88 This is the best thing to happen in bay shore since the array of consecutive cars that crashed into bagel cafe

[liv :) @oliviabradley88]

so in bagel boss this morning, the misogynistic douchebag seen in the video was degrading almost all of the female staff as well as other patrons. fuck this guy.

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

Brugh im going to kms
#BubbasBurritoBar

[Zander Pacella @zanderpacella]

The best part about becoming an adult is that you stop letting other people’s opinions influence how you live your life. High School has a toxic structure, you deal with hundreds of people daily. As an adult I see like ten people a day and I basically do whatever the fuck I want.

[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

@ORIGINPC @pewdiepie @Shanepower_13 hey i need this sorry

[ORIGIN PC @ORIGINPC]

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[PatInTheHat @patanzalone]

Our fucking washing machine just exploded. Jesus christ Samsung, go back to making tv's. @Samsung

[KB @kbnoswag]

- Sneaking a flask filled with Malibu Rum into prom✅
- Dyeing my hair blonde for lacrosse playoffs✅
- Skinny dipping in Dylan’s pool (with girls) while his parents were asleep✅
- Getting 50k retweets and not having to take my Health final ✅

Senior year was a f***ing movie 😈