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“I’m everybody's brother and son. I ain't different from anyone. It ain't no use talking to me. It's just the same as talking to you.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@SenAlexPadilla Investigate your wiener

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@eMTBrides @1GaryBernstein Looks like he tried to sneak up on it.

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@AbdulElSayed Idiot!

[Alex Deane @ajcdeane]

Someone who looks at this and thinks

“Burn it”

Doesn’t belong in Western civilisation.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

But I voted for open borders, Ahmad! Why did you destroy my parents' store and aggress me?

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@DerrickEvans4WV @LorenzoCastane3 Can’t even lift half of his body weight! Hit the gym, bro!!!

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@BuzzPatterson Only an elite club can make that claim

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@OrdnancePackard Back to the Future
Rocky
Tombstone

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@CaliRN619 @1mZerOCool 20 year old range should go wine tasting and taking cooking classes for a date???

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@DKH013 @thewriterme Why is his face being blurred?

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@RealJamesWoods Great song! If anyone reading this hasn’t heard it already, give Hollywood Kills Eveything (on Hear The Thunder Crack) a listen.

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@JohnCleese Good Lord! At least attempt to make it sound believable.

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@TexasAustyn Don’t waste money. You can likely clear it quickly. Put a bucket underneath and remove the J-bend in the P-trap. Clean it out and replace. If you have a hair snake or a wire hanger you can use it down the drain to clear a hair clog closer to the drain.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

https://t.co/YUMniPXZMZ

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@MallBangers You may not understand why he’s returning to the same old place that he laughed about.

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

In 2024, Canada euthanized 16,499 non-criminals.

In 2024, the United States executed 25 convinced criminals.

In 2025, Canada euthanized over 17,000 non-criminals.

In 2025, the United States executed 47 convinced criminals.

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@Hoosiers1986 For Her Eyes Only

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@TexasAustyn What about phrases like “my truth” and “lining my best life”?

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@TexasAustyn @kimmie_c_ This doesn’t happen with a firing squad.

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@blockhead4000 @zenrak And then hand everything over to 3rd world invaders.