I'm visiting Japan encountering these Toto toilets with more buttons than airliners. I'm afraid pressing any because I might get electrocuted or launch nuclear missiles or something. So I just took a photo and pasted into ChatGPT to translate.
Round of applause to the Japanese hedge fund that was 60x levered 10Y UST’s that blew up last night to save the world from the Great Depression.
We will not forget your sacrifice brother 🫡