Kunal Patel

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Pete Buttigieg is just so good at this.

[Liam O'Brien @VoiceOfOBrien]

A mystery for the ages.

https://t.co/h6Kyg5l1yJ

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

the best way to learn accounting is experience and pain

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Many professors at U.S. universities are finding the return to the classroom a nerve-racking experience. A few have quit — one in the middle of class. https://t.co/cJuyJe0AMV

[Kunal Patel @patelkunal]

@J_Shah27 💪💪💪

[Kunal Patel @patelkunal]

@IKEAUSAHelp I have on hold with yiur delivery partner for 4 hours today. And over two hours for last two day. When am I going to receive my order? I have scheduled the delivery three times now. It is ridiculous that it take this much time to recieve a delivery.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Crypto
Crypt
Cryp
Cry 😢

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

audit in a nutshell

[overheardaudit @overheardaudit]

I was at a cookout and an older man asked me what I did for a living.

I said accounting.

He winced and said “honey, you probably want to change that if you ever want a husband. No man wants to marry an accountant.”

[Lets Get Fiscal @Lets_Get_Fiscal]

Is your child texting about accounting?

lol = lots of liabilities
wtf = where’s the fraud?
idc = immaterial, don’t care
rofl = risk of future liability
np = needs provision
btw = book the write off
tbt = trial balance ties out
lmao = lots of material AR outstanding

[overheardaudit @overheardaudit]

“Am I the only one that thinks property plant and equipment when I hear PPE and not personal protective equipment?”

[Kunal Patel @patelkunal]

@decluttr I placed an order on Friday and you guys closed the warehouse on saturday, I am trying to reach you guys since then I sent a dm but i haven't received a response.

[Kunal Patel @patelkunal]

@ChaseSupport it's been an hour since i have been on hold and that's not including the 3 hour last night

[Kunal Patel @patelkunal]

@ChaseSupport booked a flight with points with @tapairportugal ; i have asked to contact TAP and their phone number is not even connecting , My flight is in less than 12 hours . This is the worst customer service experience i have to deal with #chasereserve

[Kunal Patel @patelkunal]

@ChaseSupport I am flying in less than 24 hours and have been hold for 2 hours , is someone going to pick up before the flight ? what the point of paying for premium card when you get shit customer service #chasereserve

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

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[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Fatal shootings by police in 2018:

🇮🇸-0
🇫🇮-3
🇸🇪-6
🇫🇷-26
🇨🇦-36
🇺🇸-992

Imagine: Walter Scott—and so many others—would be alive today if we had the major criminal justice reform we need in this country.

[overheardaudit @overheardaudit]

“When I hear the word ‘engagement’ I automatically think audit and not wedding.”

[overheardaudit @overheardaudit]

“If I change this number, I can make it reconcile.”

- intern