Bertie Bracknell 🍸

Lisa Simpson meets Arthur Dent with an overlay of Capt Holt. Virgil Tracey in another life. Living in the wrong decade

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Current most hated word "Monetised". Why does everything have to be turned into a French impressionist painting?

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@technopopulist And push him off a cliff

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@NzFubar Don't let facts get in the way of your racism

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@TheBritLad Is that the German tree you like or the Coca Cola vision of St Nicholas or the pagan Yule Log or the steroids in the North American turkey or the Twelfth Night cake Queen Victoria banned pr the gift giving to domestic servants on Boxing Day?

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@Noirchick1 Myrna as long as keeps away from my tabloids

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@telukwaitemata Isn't it great

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@R_J_Shaw Of course before diversity Britain was completely crime free

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@laurenKLfarrow If someone hoped i had a nice time i'd be outraged as well. British people don't want to be told to be happy.

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@BalogunAbass12 Since there was no Adam and Eve...

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@hr_unhinged Why do people in HR hate people?

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@Vitus_oss Dead

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@PhysInHistory "Rodney reined Boomerang to a halt". John Masters - Night Runners of Bengal

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@hr_unhinged If my employer started using phrases like "spontaneous culture building opportunities" I'd leave.

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@BLACKCAPS Why are tickets for Seniors dearer than tickets for Adults?

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@JakeWSimons No he's anti genocide carried out by the Israeli Defence Force under the instruction of the Israeli Government elected by the Israeli people.

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@Suitandtie9999 Just saying it doesn't make it true. Show the evidence or STFU

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Collectors item or junk?

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@Cherie_O @Noirchick1 Via Dr Who and Cleopatra

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@KiwiCraig74 Eden Park is a rubbish cricket arena and people have seen through T20 for the sham it is

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@JediTimbob @MichelinGuideUK Grow up Tim