Hemroids (not gay)

Born to shit, forced to wipe.

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

You have to spend a night with one or the other who y’all got?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@meatballbabyyy I like how the front is in comic sans

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

You have to tap one or the other

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

If you want @SMUGRD to like ur tweets just say something about Maddie O’neal being fat

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@beerman1191919 @Testicuhh

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

Do fish sleep

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@beerman1191919 broke ass might as well eat ava browns pussy for cash

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

I’m bouta fuck a fat bitch I’m so horny but not like O’neal fat dw

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@ayecuh123 @pizzarolls12321 what the fuck

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@meatballbabyyy tf did u expect

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

I’m not racist I just really fucking hate Indians

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

I swear there’s gotta be a list deep down in the archives of desmet with the order of the schools they rotate through each month to know which girls they’re fucking don’t lie to me I know it’s real

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@SMUGRD There’s only one O’neal so good luck finding the clit digging through all of that whale blubber

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@SMUGRD Ok not including fat jokes and lineman but other than that fuck em

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

I genuinely hate fat people

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

I walk in late to language arts and the rotc kid and the discord bitch are telling my teacher how trans kids are marginalized what the fuck did i miss

[Hemroids (not gay) @patient_ass]

@beerman1191919 Top ten scariest jump scares