pat krat

I have a complicated relationship with the letter e.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators.

by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump

[pat krat @patkrat]

@ThoughtsAccess @nytimes @TheAthletic He served the automatic one game suspension.

[pat krat @patkrat]

@JimOSulliv56324 @nytimes @TheAthletic I can’t recall ever seeing the automatic 1game suspension lifted. Can you cite another occurrence?

[pat krat @patkrat]

@therealmissjo Get those excuses in order pregame

[Dan Sanchez @DanSanchezV]

“The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naïve and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who likes his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched.”
— H. L. Mencken

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Stop using my music, perverts @WhiteHouse

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

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[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[pat krat @patkrat]

@Divine1Right @WarMonitor3 They have been since 1973.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected--be careful Republicans!

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

A collection of the dumbest dudes you knew from high school felt emasculated when a black man got elected president, so, to compensate, we now have a semi-sentient pig’s stomach in a red hat starting an illegal war to distract the country from all the sex crimes he committed.

[pat krat @patkrat]

@j_max01 @mtracey When did he do that?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“I’m not really political” just means “I’m fine with the bad things happening because they’re not happening to me.”

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

Right wing free speech absolutism is the most dishonest grift in American politics.

[Covie @covie_93]

trump calling Brad Raffensperger right now asking him to find 150 million viewers for the TPUSA halftime show.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Bad Bunny was serious about uniting Americans, he would have given his Grammy to Donald Trump.

[Sarah Isgur @whignewtons]

TPUSA just demonstrated why it’s so hard to pull off a state of the union response.

[pat krat @patkrat]

@RealAlexJones Even Trump watched the Bad Bunny show

[Turning Point USA @TPUSA]

UPDATE: Due to licensing restrictions, we are unable to stream The All-American Halftime Show on X.

Head on over to our YouTube channel tonight around 8PM ET to watch the full show 🇺🇸