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fun quotes for me primarily run by @gnomemilk

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Learn from me. Be better than me. Because I'd really hate to think whoever you are is someone I wouldn't get along with.

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I hear a whisper. My vision is gone. My face itches from the viscous flow from my eyes.Though I can't see, I find that I suddenly know the way out.

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Oh ho ho. You are so tiny. Yet you continue to make enemies of so many gods and monsters. You want battle. I'll give you war!

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‘Eaton. Who were those people to you?’ ‘Nothing. Just ghosts.’ ‘You want revenge for people you care nothing about?’ ‘Is the Darkhorse of Iron for hire?’

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Children are tripping BALLS off expired Oreo Cereal

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If no Anne, if no rescue, if this is defeat for me, then know this: you and I were neck and neck in the race right till the end. But Jesus, did I make up a lot of ground to catch you.

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If I can’t trust you then damn it Hannah / There’s no future, there’s no answer / Though we live on the US dollar / You and me we got our own sense of time

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We both laughed. Wow. I wish I could hear him laugh again. Just once. Funny how all the cool kids leave the party too soon.

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You can't believe how easy it is. You just have to go... a little crazy. And then, suddenly, it all makes sense, and everything you do turns to gold.

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You sully the sacred architecture of a culture you cannot understand. All so you can say you won today. Could that be what you’re driving toward? Do you have the audacity to wish for my death? Perhaps you and I can work together

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If I can’t trust you then damn it Hannah / There’s no future, there’s no answer / Though we live on the US dollar / You and me we got our own sense of time

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On the floor at the great divide / With my shirt tucked in and my shoes untied / I am crying in the bathroom

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‘Eaton. Who were those people to you?’ ‘Nothing. Just ghosts.’ ‘You want revenge for people you care nothing about?’ ‘Is the Darkhorse of Iron for hire?’

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Do you dream about the people that wrong you? / Do you see those faces again and again? / And what Holy thing has come to possess you? / Or does it all just blend together in your head?

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And that night her mom said that the two of them and the now dead guy / Were the only 3 people who ever lived in Las Vegas. / Everybody else just arrived, ate their complimentary shrimp cocktails, and left

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I am a . My will breaks entire systems. And I lead a world full of . But I am terrified. I know the power that these wield.This is a war a cannot win.

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We both laughed. Wow. I wish I could hear him laugh again. Just once. Funny how all the cool kids leave the party too soon.

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And did things work out for you? / Or are you still not sure what that means? / And it's a hard trip to the kitchen sink / 'Cause I can't wash this one clean

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This is how they survive. You must know this. You’re too smart not to know this. They paint the world full of shadows… and then tell their children to stay close to the light. Their light. Their reasons, their judgments. Because in the darkness, there be dragons.

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I have one regret. I regret ever coming to this place with the assumption that a reconciliation could be found. That reason could be a bridge between us. Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours, I will be it.