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[chad @patrickchad35]

https://t.co/d7ERn5j4I0

[Giana Han @giana_jade]

I asked Nnamdi Madubuike and Travis Jones about this because i am obsessed and they said they literally just saw KVN doing it and joined in. And then it became a thing.

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

The thing about Will Levis is he’s never been good at any level and he’s never even looked good at any level. But when you step back and look at the potential, that was also never there

[Sam Federman @Sam_Federman]

Ashton Jeanty averages like 2.3 beast quakes per game lol this is the greatest running back I've ever seen

[Adam Aizer @AdamAizer]

This is a funny sentence:

Courtland Sutton has 60 of Denver's 53 receiving yards

[🧙‍♂️ @D_whit98]

THEY TRIED TO SET UP THE NARRATIVE LEADING UP TO THIS GAME THAT ITS TIME FOR JOSH ALLEN TO WIN HIS FIRST MVP BUT NOW YALL SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CHRYSLER 300 AND A PHANTOM ROLLS ROYCE..ITS LEVELS

[College Basketball Bets @BetsCollege]

Starts in 10 minutes lock in

[pepper @AGPepperr]

Wait a minute... if I get off on getting you off, and you get off on getting me off, then who's flying the plane?

[Matt Weyrich @ByMattWeyrich]

Lowest ERA in Orioles history by a pitcher over his first eight starts with the team:

1. Jimmy Key, 1.82 (1997)
2. Zach Eflin, 2.31 (2024)
3. Albert Suárez, 2.35 (2024)

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

i could never be hannah montana because i would take one hit of a joint at a party, turn to the person closest to me, and immediately go “i neeeeeeed to tell u something”

[PFF College @PFF_College]

Most Targets WITHOUT a Drop this season:

🐢 Tai Felton, Maryland: 39

@TerpsFootball

[Gator Man @GatorTweets]

As far as I’m concerned FSU is cursed until that guy eats the dog shit

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Now drafting an RB with an existing calf injury at the 1.01 seems a little fucked up

[Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever]

Kevin Durant 2011 tweet:
Some these Money Python skits... LMAO! 🙋

Kevin Durant 2024 tweet:
[replying to an 85 follower account that tweeted "Dur*nt's jumper looks flat"] Package in the mail for u big guy 📦⏰💣

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

“Are we 0-1? Yeah, we’re owin’ one to the man who died for our sins.”

[Lamar Jackson @Lj_era8]

Bra I get it I grew up watching Bill Nye the science guy as well. Just wait til you judged by the creator though. Let’s see if you still Loling🌝🌚

[Dave Mason @DaveMasonBOL]

Congrats to Team Florida for winning the LLWS!!!

They open -180 versus the Chicago White Sox (+160).

[John @iam_johnw]

Noah Lyles finding out a group of 11/12 year olds from Florida won a little league World Series title over Chinese Taipei

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

when she starts telling me about the “funniest thing” her friend did

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

you’d have to kill me before i admitted to being a medium