Patrick Sweeney 🇺🇸

The more you fail, the more you learn

[renAsonceman @renAsonceman]

People say “well, if they cut your property taxes who will take care of the roads?” No one is taking care of the roads now so where is my tax money going?

[Softboy @softcreateee]

Dear @apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[Jay @idek_tb]

Someone needs to hear this: having people walk on egg shells because of your anger is a form of emotional abuse.

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

I love how nobody voted for or even asked cities/towns about Flock cameras. They just started popping up everywhere. Who approved them, and how did they do it without public approval?

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

yeah this has basically been the norm since 2017 like women literally asked for this lol

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

PepsiCo, the parent company of Doritos, lost over $1 billion after raising the price of a bag of Doritos to $6-$7. People stopped buying them. They later lowered the price to recover some of the lost revenue, but sales are still down.

I love that for them.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Jeff Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay ZERO federal income tax.

Why is a nurse in Queens making $75K a year and paying $12K in taxes??! “we shouldn’t be asking this nurse in Queens to send money to Washington.”

[Russell Fox @russcfox]

If you're wondering why your tax professional can't quickly resolve your IRS matter, the answer is that he cannot reach a human at the IRS to resolve it. I have a number of issues I need to resolve (and CAN be resolved) at the IRS's Practitioner Priority Service, but... (1/2)

[Ron Rule @ronrule]

Why do we still have paper vehicle registrations and tag stickers?

The cops look it up in real-time from the license plate. They know if the registration is valid before they step out of the cruiser.

[Patrick for America @TrollyP71]

Why hasn't MA been sued to enforce the audit? Do voters really have no voice in MA?

[JT Singh @FranchiseMnA]

If W2 employees didn't have their taxes withheld automatically and had to separately pay quarterly/annual taxes, 95% of America would be republicans

Only when you have to write that fat quarterly check after seeing the money in your account do you realize how painful it is

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> Netflix raised prices
> Disney+ raised prices
> HBO Max raised prices
> Amazon just removed 4K from standard plan
> YouTube Premium now $15.99/month
> Family plan hit $26.99
> Average American spends ~$828/year on streaming

We are paying MORE, getting LESS, and watching ads anyway.
They didn't kill cable. They became it.

[Chad Mask (Smokin Jorts Cafe BBQ) @chadmask_msu]

$71 dollars a barrel? Gas stations better be dropping those prices as fast as they raised them.

[Garrett Alexander, CPA @YourLocalTaxGuy]

You can extend the FILING of your tax return.

You cannot extend the PAYMENT of the tax due.

Make a payment WITH your tax return extension.

EXTENDING YOUR TAX RETURN DOES NOT TRIGGER AN AUDIT!!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One thing about Health insurance is you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more.

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: The U.S. is constantly asked to help in wars and we have. But when we had a need, it didn’t get positive responses from NATO. A couple leaders said that Iran was not Europe’s war. Well, Ukraine isn’t our war, yet we’ve contributed more to that fight than anyone.

[That Art Guy @ArtGuyNZ]

Shout out to the fuel companies raising fuel prices, literally by the hour, on stock that has been in the country for ages.

Fuck you very much.

[Adio @Adiofreak]

Japanese Reporter: “why didn’t you tell us before you bombed Iran”

Trump:”who knows better about surprises than Japan, why didn’t you tell us before you bombed Pearl Harbor”

HOKY FUCK 😭😭😭

[PineKorps @PineKorps]

I think 3x12s a week or 4x10s should be the norm for work. Anything over that is automatic overtime.

More days off during the week.

5x8s is dumb.

[TRUMP SUPPORTER @_Postive_Vibes]

🚨UPDATE: In an explosive revelation, Rep. Tim Burchett drops a truth bomb on insider trading, stating, "Washington isn't just a SWAMP, it's a SEWER of corruption enriching from taxpayers' money and it needs to STOP. Everybody wants to knock Pelosi; she's not even in the TOP 10."