Patryk Wolff

I play games, lift heavy things, and sew if the feeling is right.

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

@missmaamshe To San Francisco as well

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

@kelIyanne Maybe she hired Nikki to be her ghost writer this season idk

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Every word of this.

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

Finally watching @netflix @3body. Love @theestallion's impact on science fiction.

[sum 𐚁 @sumgarf]

grape stomping lady you had to be there https://t.co/wsLZFQCz3n

[raticoncito @n0thasghey]

Taking my fainted onyx to the Pokémon center

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

@nicolebyer I'm convinced you're one of the few comics that can f slur me while doing crowd work and I would probably agree with you.

[bria celest @55mmbae]

I wish I could post this video up on a billboard in Times Square 😭 the perfect explanation of the ‘what about me effect’

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

Seeing the word "ninja" or "rockstar" is an immediate red flag on job listings. I thought we put those terms behind us.

[Sharing Travel @TripInChina]

Shenzhen Longhua Park last night. Welcome the Dragon Boat Festival.😃😃😃

[🌵🪶Opalite Wind: Local Cryptid🪶🌵 @OpaliteW]

@OhHeyDJ I fixed it

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

@domestic415 @MeowRuka @BrenBartholomew What's the actual reason then?

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

Lexi looks like she has a seagull there for emotional support... or was the one that called the lifeguard.

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

The producers, editors and camera person were all having a laugh when Lexi and Rae were having that vulnerable moment at the beach.

#TheUltimatumQueerLove #TheUltimatum

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

The host: *says anything

Me: oh, I forgot this really expensive piece of furniture could talk.

#TheUltimatumQueerLove

[Yan Fan 📍Tokyo @yanarchy]

I found out today that on Chinese social media, there’s a trending hashtag that translates to white people meals lol

“I was so tired I ate a white people meal today”

One of hashtags is also “white people meals are still meals”

[Patryk Wolff @patrykwolff]

I want @jimbodragclown to be the Bizarro world version of @TheBiancaDelRio. Just like how Bianca never lip synced her way to the top, Jimbo will lose every lip sync and make it to the top.