goo bert

fake grass is always green; times tickin get to livin

[goo bert @PattHorton]

You’re on seeking arrangements I’m on edible arrangements... we are not the same

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

He would have been a great president.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Was she being too homophobic on the date? 🤔

[basith @basithladoo]

to do list:
bite the hand that feeds me
put all my eggs in one basket
kill two birds with one stone
let the cat out of the bag
think inside the box
burn bridges
walk on thin ice
play with fire

[Josiah Young @Inv3ntive15]

Children yearn for the mines.

[georgie @vilehag]

i like actually can not stop laughing at this

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant man

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Well, I’ve finally made it

[goo bert @PattHorton]

I can do no wrong until my landlord reports back to me with a noise complaint

[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

If the movie is R rated I should be able to hit a vape in the theater

[goo bert @PattHorton]

Tell Mike go stupid

[goo bert @PattHorton]

Go ahead let Mike freak my shit

[goo bert @PattHorton]

Call Mike tell him I’m willing

[goo bert @PattHorton]

Tell Mike I’m down for whatever

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

A bear posted this