ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ

ɪ ᴡɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ꜱ ꜰᴏʀʙɪᴅᴅᴇɴ 🔪

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

my boss in san francisco asked for an update on my plants 🌱

[zack ꕤ @isqxs]

eu me olhando no vidro do carro sem saber que tem gente dentro

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@jerseytableflip truly a useless irrelevant housewife who only had a storyline when her ex-husband was around. not interesting, not fashionable, not funny, no business of her own, just there wasting space!!!

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Sometimes you gotta act gay just to test the power dynamic in a room

[Juanda @juandaquito]

mirandome al espejo convenciéndome de que no estoy borracho

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Me in my Anastasia dip brow era

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

me flirting with my straight coworker with a girlfriend

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@hushedrep i’m crying why is this so funny

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@velvyropy perioddd

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@MThepudi awww this video made me so sad now i remember she used to be fun and likable 💖

[Shane @McClellandShane]

And if you pressed the filter together until it popped, it became a menthol

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@even_steven8tht

[S @even_steven8tht]

Men in open relationships mentioning their boyfriend for the first time in the middle of a date

[alex @cujadf]

Joining my 9am meeting with a new haircut after I skipped a meeting yesterday for a ‘doctor appointment’

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@TheRhoaTalk not the ai chile

[Paolo! @pcnsnji]

Clicking “Request Access” after telling my boss I’ve been working on the file for 2 weeks.

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

arizona monsoon time-lapse

[Joelꕤ @sweetjoel__]

pedí un aumento y me despidieron

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@declansmum @kaeleb0813 absolutely is the case

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@wkbllc2021 shaflopa needs to get it together!!!

[ᴘ ᴀ ᴛ ʀ ɪ ᴄ ᴋ @pattyplz]

@thirdking0208 heather is the biggest nastiest pick me she will forever be jealous of lisa’s power