Paul Holmes

A.squared bass, writer, singer, Yale grad, living in Inwood.

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@NYCTBus just spent $15 on a car to avoid being late to work after my m101 driver left the bus to go to the bathroom. Do you guys reimburse or just tell everyone to be 15 minutes early to compensate for your service?

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@NYCTBus bxm1 left Sherman two minutes early (sched 8:58 left 8:56) and I watched it ride away. Very frustrating for a bus that leaves once an hour. No warning from bustime or Google maps. Build a dependable service and stay at stops until departure times.

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@NYCTBus It's not an issue of a wait, it's an issue of using mass transit and being employed. I used those methods to determine I need to waste money this morning. This wasn't enough notice to learn the bus would be twenty minutes late and take the subway. I'm pretty angry.

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@NYCTBus any way to know when the bxm1 will be twenty minutes late in advance? Would love to plan ahead and not get screwed into taking a cab to get to work.

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@MTA Thanks for your follow-up!

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@mta make train announcements audible. I'm going to be late to a job because a downtown 1 train went express from 125 to 96.

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@MTA Someone else in the car did catch it, but the speakers might not have been turned up enough, and others in the car missed it as well. Arrived at 96th 1-2-3 station at 10:49am, second car from the back.

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

I just sang with Madonna at the Met Gala! On a day's notice, with… https://t.co/Ot8mGaflAv

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

Meesa too, Jar Jar. https://t.co/9hu5leiUn5

[Jar Jar Binks @SenJarJarBinks]

Free #trade is essential to any planet! The Senate cannot stand for this #blockade of qualified nominees! Though meesa does like games -JJ https://t.co/NgJXHWrMeT

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

Merry Christmas! @DietCoke @CocaCola

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@homesweethome In advance of the August 21 #Eclipse2017, can you review eclipse glasses? It's a mess on Amazon right now.

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[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

Blizzard baguettes! #glutengram #nofilter https://t.co/M9weFbGs6M

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@Uber You've lost a customer. Don't undermine Democratic protests. Stand with all Americans in rejecting legal discrimination.

[scott horsley @HorsleyScott]

@paulandrwholmes The best!

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

@HorsleyScott fisherman's friend lozenges?

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

In my favorite place in New York with my favorite person! @ Fort Tryon Park https://t.co/EdqWpfwvqM

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

Vessel For Male Sexual Gratification Very Sad Today https://t.co/SrlR3lyvGd via @theonion

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

#glutengram #bard #bardmusicfestival https://t.co/PTbTGH0Nuu

[Paul Holmes @paulandrwholmes]

#glutengram #bard #sourdough https://t.co/MJipuwqkTY