Paula ♡♡

I don’t post I’m just here for the vibes

[Paula ♡♡ @paulapomroy]

People can say what they want about East London, but that’s really where it’s at let’s be real x

[Paula ♡♡ @paulapomroy]

@KettyBitch It’s Niagara falls over here

[Paula ♡♡ @paulapomroy]

Get a grip

[SL.PT @slptpro]

Hey @TfL there’s way too much of an increase in people vaping on trains and at stations? What are we doing about it? My life is worth more than the money I pay to travel, thanks

[Oliver Jones @I_Skream]

New shit I’ve made with @ADMNTi_ is fucking fire.

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

The amount of ppl who brought their prams to the parade yesterday and were getting annoyed with the crowds not letting them through… FOLD YOUR PRAM UP AND HOLD YOUR BABY. I can’t stand attention seekers.

[Paula ♡♡ @paulapomroy]

With someone did this when I lost my expensive camera :(((((( good human!

[professional yapper @nifrizzle]

PSA: I found quite an expensive digital camera in an electric bike basket today at the Arsenal Parade. Will return if you can describe what camera it is and recent pics. I want to give it back to the owner!!! PLEASE SHARE

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

sanitary products for women are £5 or more for a double pack yet the junk food etc is going down in price??? but sure, ignore womens health 🙃

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Listen, Apple. If I accidentally click a name on the call log and hang up within .5 seconds, it shouldn't show up on their phone as a missed call. We need the ability to bail on this mistake. How about a 2 second grace period or something? Idc just fix it please!

[Guyaneezer 🇬🇾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kezurgh]

Real Londoners don't take anywhere without SE,SW,E,N,NW,W,WC,EC postcodes seriously. So Bromley and Havering etc don't count.

[G R I F T Y @GriftReport]

Missing British travel influencer Rachel Kerr, 31, from Dunblane in Scotland has been found safe and well in an apartment in Agadir Morocco,

she voluntarily checked out of her Caribbean Village hotel after a night of partying at SMART nightclub on April 25 and switched her phone off,

Agadir authorities confirmed there was no foul play or threat and she had done so of her own accord,

Rachel told investigators she simply wants to continue her holiday and stay on longer in Morocco,

she had previously run out of money on the work trip and missed her original flight home before deciding to extend her time there,

her family had been extremely concerned with no contact for five days and issued urgent public appeals for information,

a cousin even flew out to Agadir to help search as friends raised worries about her

[Tami - PREM CHAMPIONS 25/26 ❤️🏆 @tbamz97]

He’s running with that fridge to raise funds for the type of hereditary dementia that killed his mum and will eventually kill both him and his brother…but sure..

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

No baby he’s included

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Miss Jo @therealmissjo]

On Wednesday night, a young woman went to a Gunna concert at the O2 in London.

She felt something oozing down her leg. Behind her, a man had ejaculated onto her. She turned and saw his penis sticking out.

She immediately reported it to the venue security and he was caught going to the bathroom to clean himself. He is now in police custody.

It is not even possible to go and watch a concert without someone ruining the evening.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

STOP TRYING TO BE CONTENT CREATORS !!!
WE NEED ELECTRICIANS !!!!!

[BURGER&BEYOND @burgerandbeyond]

To celebrate St Patrick’s Day and that Guinness is now on draught at our London spots, we’re offering £5 pints of Guinness all day and a FREE pint when you order any of our steaks.

Today only. Don’t miss it 🍀

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

So when did sleeping with arms become a problem?
Where should they go to not cause pain?

[GENARO @n_makhubele]

One day we’re gonna have to watch an ad before we answer the phone

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

[UFO Hunter @iamufohunter]

🚨 Prof. Francis Boyle found DEAD only days after he agreed to testify against Bill Gates and Albert Bourla over alleged dangers of COVID-19 mRNA vaccines.