paul arend

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every day on twitter I lose and gain so many brian cells simultaneously, my brain exploding and imploding back and forth forever

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https://t.co/LywkxmPtdT let’s

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the baby is the size of a corn

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I just heard two acoustic guitars sound like one acoustic w/ a delay pedal

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the people have spoken on what they want , I will be starting an exclusively ultrasound instagram page

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but a baby did actually

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my instagram is broken - even a selfie didn’t work

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raccoon charging up

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the concept of weston’s old monitors as stands for his other old monitors

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saw a pic of eminem with a beard and I think it’s a good look on him

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the concept of ns10s as monitor stands

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promised land

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peak living is 330p on a Sunday aft in my backyard listening to my neighbor absolutely performing the life out of the heaviest flanger guitar solo in his garage

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my brain rn

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at a wedding rn and christina just swore that the dad daughter dance song was christmas shoes and it took me to the chorus to convince her that it was not christmas shoes

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@mtabish3 christina did too like two weeks ago, missed, got reprimanded on the phone, called in a week later and was released from duty

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what if your pinky was broken and didn’t bend so that every thumbs up you did was a shaka bro

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@ChrisWohrle it’s always the housekeeping with an arsenic dart loaded cane

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why does arrowhead taste like LA tap water

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nice weather this morning