Paul Cripps

[Paul Cripps @paulcripps_]

@my_whoosh After the latest update I can no longer connect to my heart rate monitor :-(

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First ever jaegermoo

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Mum, my prom dress looks horrible boo hoo. I hate it. Sob sob ........... Oh, it's inside out

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I'm glad that my daughters are never grumpy

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Which car to drive to quiz night? #FirstWorldProblems

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Been offending daughters friends. #baddad

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@nicolejcripps Net Nanny :-(

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Ronnie got mugged today. Little dog came along and stole his tennis ball.

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1000 miles run this year #findnewhobby

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See ya fatty

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Following daughters boyfriends. #stalkerdad

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Eric is ruder than me..... I must try harder.

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Whole lotta Rosie.42-39-56, you an say she got it all. #imacelebrity

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I am going to start treating my family like Eric treats his campmates #imacelebrity #daftasabrush #vendingmachine

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Do suicides go up during xfactor? #xfactor

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X factor is so boring #xfactorsucks

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Second quiz win of the week

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@nicolejcripps is my favourite daughter. forget @chlochlocripps .

[Paul Cripps @paulcripps_]

Just watch the Rebecca Black video, 'Friday'. The dog started barking.

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Thanks to everyone for the messages. I'm doing well and should be out this afternoon.