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man of words / for the birds

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friday 5PM / monday 9AM

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gotta respect michelob for burning maybe $500 billion dollars on advertising — and still being the lamest of all possible beers

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@SciFiArchives call me worm.

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@horrorerik @Always_Serpico @swagtastic326 @Nintendeal @horrorerik
but honestly, why are you defending a mega corp’s marketing tricks? it’s just blatant greed. there used to be physical/digital, a simple binary. now they’re throwing in this grey area nonsense…anything to ensure absolute ownership becomes a thing of the past.

[po @PaulHemus]

pilot just announced it’s his last flight due to retirement. everyone applauded, even though there’s a 35% chance he’s taking us all with him. he strolled through the aisle Christ-like for a laying on of hands, which was a tender way to tell us this is the end.

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@BrianStack153 a disappointed dorff lurks beyond

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@BoundaryBreak love it. what are the small pieces in front of the SMRPG guide?

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@ChoopiChoosi can I come over and play, choops

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

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@dhm rip. you brought so much light to an ever-darkening internet (and world). farewell, philly prince.

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@BranPuffin @benedictsred he reminds me of robert pattinson in lost city of z (complimentary to both)

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Today would have been David Lynch’s 80th birthday.

To be on one of his sets was an education like no other.

[po @PaulHemus]

there’s nothing more dangerous than an old man working out in a polo

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

[Deep South tobacco CEO voice] Now ah, this here ah, Bowsuh charactuh... enlighten me as to hhwhy Mistuh Mario's got such animus for the boy

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@McR1B69 all due respect, mcrib — the movie rocks

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@JeremyMonjo I remember there being alien horses for some, I assume, merch-related reason — that was a thing, right?

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facebook marketplace is the only truly great place left on the internet

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@SchoolieDee this project is mindblowing. amazing work.

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@JeremyMonjo I heard scorsese’s working on a script where the scorpion king and black adam team up. the hierarchy of power will never be the same.

[po @PaulHemus]

@JeremyMonjo never has a guy been more in need of a beard

[po @PaulHemus]

@JeremyMonjo was with you til lost city of z made me a son of pattin