Paul Turley

Adopted Cardiffian (now Newport), chef, nerd. Probably tweeting about food, guitars, nintendo, wolves and other such things

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

not all men lmao

[Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy]

Kylian Mmmbop makes the hat-tip as his triple penetrization helps PSV to the 3 points against Barcelonia in the Euro Soccer Cup Sweet 16s. The EPL Spain franchise made the first stain on the sheets when the Mexican Dempsey found the SGI from the death strike.

[Paul Turley @paulrturley]

@NewportCouncil hey, who do I contact in regards to my bin collection services?

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

man when you think about it, it's the worst possible place for her to sell seashells

[Stu Royall @stu_bot3000]

My favourite species of birds are the ones named by people who clearly hate birds. (thread)

[Paul Turley @paulrturley]

Welcome to the world, Ceri
Born 20/1/21 x

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

Anyone enjoying any upsides of leaving the EU yet? You can't use "take back control" or "Sovereignty" in your answer because they are perceptions not reality.

[David Paxton @DavidDPaxton]

A Brazilian church decided to do its own mini waxwork museum. So the news turned up and did a piece. And now I’ve lost my shit. The commentary really makes it.

[Paul Turley @paulrturley]

Peak 'murica

[Vince🧑🏾‍💻 @vincecreations_]

This man is leading a whole country

[Will Wood @MMWillWood]

Thoughts with the parent at my son’s school who offered to have the class guinea pig over the Xmas holidays & is now in for the long haul

[Kyle @kylewendland]

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

[Paul Turley @paulrturley]

@cardiffbites Like you said, I'm confident they were clapping in the street a few months back.

[Paul Turley @paulrturley]

@cardiffbites Agreed. People can be truly abhorrent. For what purpose would Covid be a hoax?

[Paul Turley @paulrturley]

Proof in the comments that a alarming whack of people on twitter are truly humourless

[David Pugh @davidsoho1]

Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet..

[James Murden @jamesmurden]

Please note: when ordering sprouts from @Tesco online, quantity 1 does not mean 1 bag of sprouts. It means 1 sprout. Thank you and good night