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go away

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[kai @watanabe_kai_]

job market so bad I'm actually pursuing my dreams

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“why didn’t you say hi to me at the bar”

me at the bar:

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

😭

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

TSA wouldnt know what to do

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

deleted pictures of my niece to keep the chipotle app

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

Two types of friends :

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Taking Adderall to respond to text messages

[mia @httpsosweet]

first day of July and did you know i love you

[Soulless Analyst @SoullessAnalyst]

where do you see yourself 12 beers from now, what’s your 12 beer plan

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Hunter x Hunter 🃏 @HxHVizuals]

AURA 🥶

[Kristen @Kica333]

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

[tré easton @treeaston]

temu ass bush administration

[໊ @user0000O0]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked my shinigami what’s your point

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

*10 drinks deep at a bar*

Her: “what’s my name?”

[Enward “Ghost of Kyiv” Hardar @BoofAssociate]

Thoughts?