egg white 🌈

[Herbert Hoover @HooverDamned]

I don't care [Slowly and painfully turns into a finger] And I'm also a finger

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Oliver Twist after stealing a gua sha

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry could you elaborate on that

[egg white 🌈 @pauseandregret]

@aoscf_77 @KhanStopMe linear mandarin = lin-manuel miranda(?)

[emily @north0fnorth]

day 1 back in nyc and i had a dream that zohran mamdani invited me over for dinner for some reason and served a dish that was basically just a meatball on a piece of naan he called “the big mamdani”

[chase @cfree94]

DO SOMETHING @FBI @KamalaHarris @ChappellRoan

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

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[sunflower. ❤️ @oralphixation]

Dan probably hates the idea of fate bc it erases the fact that he was in yaoi meth lab cooking up something generational

[ٍ @manic_posting]

this like when L died and they introduced near

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Christopher Richard Wynne Nevinson
New York by Night, c.1922

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

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[Shah Rukh Khan @iamsrk]

Itni badi NOSE kis din kaam aayegi??!!

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

[DINGUS HONGUS @theweevilguy]

siren who attracts zero sailors and gets bullied by other sirens bc she can only sing video game soundtracks

[celine dionysus / NEW SPLIT EP OUT! @celinedionysus_]

imagining a guy who thinks the word 'unclear' is rooted in 'uncle', it means something that describes the properties of an uncle

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

15 years ago randomness meant everything. You could just tacos xD your way out of most conversations. Now of days they lock you up for saying things like that.