Pay Manns

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

A recap of this game so far

[messed up claire @idontclairee_]

“Are you ok?”
My body’s check engine light has been on since I was 14 please don’t ask me that

[The Drunk Jake @TheDrunkJake]

no YOU live in a state of DENIAL

I live in MARGARITAVILLE

[reb @rebmasel]

what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing

[Donna Summer Walker, Texas Ranger @Keli__Kelz]

@bianca_lashae Like Jimmy…from LinkedIn 😩

[girlpilled @upstreamculotte]

adding a man to Close Friends

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me texting my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Will @Willwindsor84]

Seems genuine

[ME & HERMAN @imcandacekay]

My friends: I can’t find this guy on social media.

Me:

[… @lurkmenistan69]

social media: look! everyone is in italy and is happier than you :) maybe you should kill yourself

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

[C.J. Lawrence @CJLawrenceEsq]

Zoom meeting at 8:30 AM

Me at 8:29 AM: