Jenna Boyd

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

last night i told a customer he looked like “if pete davidson drank water” and then asked him if he gets that a lot and he was like “obviously no one has ever said that to me in my life.”

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I think about this dude way too often https://t.co/l2B0HpWiXC

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

364 days until pee wee tryouts, gotta toughen up @starting9 (via ig:Pandamonium_47)

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

Sending a Microsoft Teams link is an act of aggression

[ashley @AshleyPoitevien]

These guys just got hired as SNL writers and I’m very happy about it

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

All while wearing slides. Legend.

[J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN]

The only essential oil you need is WD-40.

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Stranger Things better release that damn season cause half those kids turn 39 next year

[Jenna Boyd @pb_jenna]

If it has anything to do with $1 bahama mamas, say no more I’m in

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

what did they mean by this

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

#CulinaryTruth you can wash your cast iron skillet with actual soap. You can cook tomatoes in it. You can toss it in a volcano. #itdoesntcare #notsureaboutvolcanopart

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

me calling my mom after middle school basketball practice

[😺Cat😺 @CatHunterESPN]

If you don’t get this, chances are I can’t even tolerate you that long.

[Ollie @whalefern]

the crucial 4th ice cream bowl was lost at some point, forever altering the vibe

[Sada @Evi3Zamora]

This was a wild 46 seconds

[Conajam @conajam]

McConaughey auditioning for Voldemort

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

Me and the fellas at the vaccinated hang

[Relly Relle @14_REdZoNe]

Vegetarian shrimp

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter “g” in lasagna: