Chelsea Carroll

product mgmt/dev, steelers, tv, skincare, and trolling my dad. not in that order.

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@DoorDash_Help My Dasher ate my food, I have photo evidence, and your support agent just ended the chat on me after denying my full refund. This is food tampering.

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[h a l o s @warmhalo]

this mans page is just sports and how much he loves his son… his banner makes me wanna cry 😭

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@BruceDall131 Bruce idk you but I’m crying at your page, what a lucky couple of dudes

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@spamuel17 @RizGod__

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

I think Cirie is my favorite person I’ve never met #SurvivorAUvsTheWorld

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

BILLS MAFIA (just this once)

[NFL @NFL]

Maxwell Hairston embraces his father after being drafted by the Bills.

#NFLDraft

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

Someone draft Maxwell Hairston NOW.

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@grywdw15 That is one of Kristen Wigg and Will Ferrell’s most iconic sketches. Regardless of if viewers know Goulet and Welk, they definitely know Dooneese

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

This make up wearing mofo used clothes pins to pull in the fire jacket he’s wearing as a prop, so he would look snacky for TV.

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@MichaelLatman @sama @airesearch12 It has push to talk

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

What about Carry-On on Netflix?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here are a few movies I’d recommend checking out this year.

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

Imagine being in a “the smaller person gets the middle seat” relationship

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@Gibbens_2234 @NiceisRich @goddek @DarthAncient “Mostly”

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@EmiratesSupport So a reply from @EmiratesSupport acting like my issue was resolved is a lie :)

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

Never forget when @EmiratesSupport stole $200 cash from my wallet and never answered my calls about it.

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@EmiratesSupport It’s wild because I realized I left the bag right when I got off the plane. But emirates required a process that ended up in the bag being out of my sight and the cash being stolen with no recourse from Emirates.

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

My dog recently started licking his paws a lot more than usual. I also recently started eating a bowl of cereal in the morning and letting him finish the milk. Those two couldn’t possibly be related, right?

[Chelsea Carroll @pbandchellie]

@iamXvitamin @ewyuckugh ChatGPT slay