Watched Jersey Girl for the first time in about 15 years, loved it. @ThatKevinSmith please tell me Ollie and Maya would still be together? I remember being at your London show and you saying how She's Having a Baby is one of your favourite films (and also Can't Buy me Love).
@warkspolice When I lived in Southam, someone kicked my cat. It broke her ribs and sternum. She was incredibly lucky to survive. Never found out who it was, really hope this guy is found.
Also "Where's my plus size girlies, because I've found the most perfect dress." Proceeds to hold up something, long shapeless, with three quarter length sleeves, and covered in butterflies.
I am convinced that women that used to do MLM are now the ones on TikTok hawking bodysuits for £3 and starting every video by saying "Ladies, I had to see if it was real..."
@InnovationMatt I live tweeted when my husband first met my parents, they all drank and my dad showed him his pen collection. Which was more a box of pens he'd never thrown away than a curated collection. You'll be fine!
When I was 11 a school friend told me he kissed three girls from our class at the school disco, and that they were so turned on they "all went straight into the toilets to have a period". For years I was in awe at this seemingly incredible piece of womanising.
if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours
@Tomdownie were you at the NEC and the @UKGamesExpo on Sunday? Pretty sure I saw you, but you were in a conversation with some people so didn't want to disturb. Plus, I realised we've never met, other than a couple of calls and emails!
Over the last two nights I've read #deathofabookseller by @alicemjslater and it's amazing. Not what I was expecting, very creepy and dark and I loved it. Didn't want it to finish but it ended with a perfectly creepy twist.