Dear Lord, I PROMISE I will never complain about serving another frat guy a rum and coke with a smile for tips or working till 2 am ever again.. Just PLEASE let me go back to work/school
Future child: mom can you sing me a lullaby?
Me: sure baby *clears throat*
‘Cause I'm redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my rasin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"…
Can we just appreciate the power of hoop earrings>>>>
Hair looking a mess? Add some hoops
Baseball hat? Add some hoops
Unsure about an outfit? Add some hoops
Wanna make a T-shirt dressy? Add some hoops.
#powerofthehoop