Dr. Stoolie

I’m a Doctor of Physical Therapy (I know not a real Doctor) and I am a stoolie. I hate my job so barstool should hire me. Ask me dumb sports injury questions?

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@Belowavgutdad Utah sucks. I’m here rn and it sucks

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

Would you rather:
a) hit the ball like @Saliimthedream but you have crabs
b) hit the ball like @RiggsBarstool

[Tyr Al Hatton @6900Yards]

fuck it, Salim x tiger edit

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@LombardiHimself I’m in SLC. What’s my prognosis for my Sunday delta flight to Reno NV?? Need to get back by the 49er game

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@krassenstein Check their immigration policy. Do they allow sub Saharans in freely? Do they agree on illegal immigration and trans ideology.

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@Phatymarh44 Terrorism…don’t forget terrorism

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@RiggsBarstool You just might too

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

Yup same. I cringed my way through seeing myself in Salim. Yikes

[👀 @I4NFTS]

Watching Salim on today’s @Internetinvite finale should be a wake up call to every heavy drinker. Trust me, I’ve been Salim there. You think you’re awesome in the moment and feel amazing.

Meanwhile everyone around you is making fun of you because of just how inebriated you are yet you think they’re having fun with you.

You are the joke to everyone there who’s sober but your drunk mind makes you think everyone else is on your level. They are not.

Kinda feel bad for Salim because I hate watching any old videos of me drunk and that’s just me and a couple buddies who have access to them. This one of Salim will be watched by tens of millions of people.

Good luck with sobriety or at least cutting back to a responsible level buddy.

[Hugo Ekitike @SDScouser11]

@Bad_Bad_Golf @FatPerez33 how gay was that shit all day? Riggs is unwatchable and is easily the most cringe worthy adult human being in the golf space and Perez molded himself into that world today which hurt his stock BADLY. How many little faggy comments do you guys need to make to eachother?

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@CaptainCons No he’s a golf hardo. He thinks he’s a tour pro because he knows more rules than other people, knows all the secret country club tendencies and lingo. He’s just not very fun to be around, always sucking up to better golfers and talking down to people he thinks he’s better than.

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@DanielLurie @LombardiHimself @bchesky We just wanted to not have to take the trash out and start laundry but ok.

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@NickWisky @CaptainCons Like it or not, if you are a hardo who is all bent out of shape about how good someone is that you are playing with, then no one likes playing with you either.

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@Real_John_S @bigcontentguy @chibooms1 @CaptainCons @EDShriver Hey John. I’m not saying 4 handicap is a terrible golfer. I’m saying Riggs is not a 4 handicap. He’s a liar and a mediocre golfer who spends more time in the woods than the fairway.

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@Jerrythekid21 @wesleybryangolf @StooliesClub @Internetinvite @Blutman27 @hen_ease @bryanbrosgolf @VivaLaStool @stoolgambling @barstoolsports @Philly_Mays

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@CaptainCons Most debatable handicap of all time. Maybe he just crumbles when being filmed?

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@Lobs_All_Day So your solution is to trade for a WR who is not the best WR on his current team and will take time to build chemistry with Brock? Yea dude great idea

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@OhioTate Yes exercise will help, but it’s going to suck. Lots of water and supplement some fiber for your poops. If you know a type 2 diabetic you would also benefit from a glucose monitor and a small amount of insulin may help with the sugar overload, but I’m a doctor of PT so….

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

@LombardiHimself He’ll be fine with some treatment. Likely SI joint coming down on one cheek from 6 ft high

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

I’m not a huge Grant fan but this is gold lol

[Grant Cohn @grantcohn]

I’m staking out Brandon Aiyuk at the 49ers facility.

[Dr. Stoolie @PBurdy13]

I was screaming at my TV. To get that bum off the field lol

[Jeff Mueller, PT, DPT @jmthrivept]

49ers made two game changing moves in one:

•acquired DeForest Buckner
•dropped Jack Jones in order to acquire DeFo

What a win