Paul Czoty

Model Citizen. Zero discipline.

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@Fidelio_J Oh shit...the ND is upside down!

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@realDonaldTrump Supporting civil asset forfeiture is the opposite of 'putting people before government.'

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@davidpollack47 Seeing as 3 of those were decided upon before the season began, I'd say it's a good guess.

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@jontaffer I'd put @oh_lisamarie @Tall_Mia behind the bar. 2nd thing: count my $$ that starts rolling in!

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@Fidelio_J It doesn't get any better when the game comes back on :(

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

Not happy the #ChicagoWhiteSox are bringing back Ventura, but the #ChicagoBears would be giving him a contract extension.

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@chrispeck97 @chairsnotstares I did. Thanks for checking!

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

I got to see @chairsnotstares today & the lovely @chrispeck97. We spoke of life, Sarah's love of @88PKane & other topics of little import.

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Publicists & Executives get mentioned during the In Memoriam, but not Abe Vigoda?? Shame on you #Oscars

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

Like they always say, "Shaw Happens" @shawz15er @NHLBlackhawks

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@TheErinCalipari @CodySiciliano Never heard a subpoena described as an "award" before

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@ThisDayInMETAL @MonstersOfRock @DefLeppard @joeyelliott14 @rickallenlive Damn that Thriller album!

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@BethDover1 Really enjoyed your scenes. Very funny.

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@NHLBlackhawks all the haters jumping on the Hawks will be watching them on TV in June.

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

Wait a minute. @oh_lisamarie + a strip club? I'm in. #BarRescue

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@1followernodad b is great cuz you're so.polite

[Joe Sheehan @joe_sheehan]

Daniel Murphy has six runs and six RBI in the NLCS. The #Cubs have six runs and six RBI in the NLCS. #postseason

[Paul Czoty @pczoty]

@TheErinCalipari BO-RING! Where's the behavior?!? #disappointed

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@1followernodad disproven. I'm white and generally funny but I don't think I could do it as a career.

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@amyschumer your rack looked spectacular during the monologue. Also you were very funny.