AnonymousMedStudent

Just your average twenty-something minus the blog.
Thoughts are my own and definitely not advice I’d follow

[Glen O'Humeral @HumeralO]

Nurse: the bone doctor will see you now

Patient with a broken leg: great!

[skeleton in a white coat walks in]

Patient: *screams in terror*

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m not a morning or night person. I’m an 11am- 2pm person and everything else is suffering

[Empress 🖤 @drrdemon]

Seen on a dating app 😂

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing the lords work (judging)

[AnonymousMedStudent @pdiddy_c]

The best and worst rave group fit of all time will live rent free in my mind probably forever

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair

[Dnd Sesame Tweet @DndSesame]

Happy Fall Day

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

beyond meat implies the existence of bed meat and bath meat

[Tessa Davis @TessaRDavis]

Top picks for software to design your slides:

For slide templates: @slidescarnival
For slide design: @canva
For colors: @coolors_co
For images: @pixabay
For fonts: @typewolf
For icons: @flaticon

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

“do you lift?” uhm… yes? I lift up my friends and community every day with kind words and positive actions

[manny @mannyfidel]

bold of fox news to make biden look sick as hell

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

The White House Twitter account has gone goblin mode

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'Well then,' said Toad, 'a little more sleep will not hurt me.'

[AnonymousMedStudent @pdiddy_c]

@meenamango Sameeee

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

People are like, “We know less about the deep ocean than the moon!”
Good. Have you seen what’s down there? It’s terrifying.
We should know as little about it as possible.
The entire reason to go to space is to get farther from the ocean.

[Sanjee Baksh @S__Baksh]

a gays in stem gala where the theme is cAMP

[AnonymousMedStudent @pdiddy_c]

@GamerEMDoc They’re a 1