fart enthusiast

shockingly bisexual

[fart enthusiast @pdunkinn]

@ShireCowboy and get FREAKAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! 😛😛😛😛

[Grande @Sixrande]

I feel like this all the time

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[miri @eggoslug]

I’m fucking addicted to blanket and bed

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

sometimes you have to pee even though you don’t fucking want to ever at all

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

i got a porn virus on my geek bar

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Got touy,,, pepsi,, this is the life,,

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

i kill my self and my crumbs go everywhere

[seanbagel @seanbagel_]

i knew a guy who went fishing without a license and they blew his shit smooth off

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I think I'm going to get back into chocolate milk. Besides stirring up my yogurt real good I'm hardly an active participant in my own life

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

My boyfriends chest is my charging station