LexaPro™fessional

this is your brain on drugs, and this your brain on drugs again

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@ghaemer Work is a never ending cycle of quests where you have to follow an npc that is faster than your walking speed but slower than your running speed

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@ghaemer She diamond on my eye until I lion

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@ghaemer She thraben on my clue till I inspector

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@londiaus ITS ME IM LISTENING

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

Some of the best pasta is ... questionable.

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@zodiak_thriller @softcourt The flouride is an important part of the spiritual connection

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

My dog didn't eat my hw, just crippled me

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@karriganmikael George

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

I'm not afraid of spiders because they're the universe's greatest mistake, I'm afraid of the great responsibility that comes with great power

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

It was nothing short of an act of God that I got out of bed today, and for the first time in a long time I didn't regret the decision to do so

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

"What's your favorite flavor?"
"Mouse."

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@cluckorbawk You're correct

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@stupidsquishmom PeachCaruso#4973

[chase, totally lost @ManaCurves]

🔥I'm giving away a copy of my Chandra CMDR deck! 🔥

I just wanted to spark joy and give someone a deck that has helped cultivate my love for this format.

I don't want this to be about gaining followers/numbers for myself, so all you have to do is like + retweet. That's it!

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@larry_boywonder It keeps the drive thru lines short, catch me with an extreme sausage in my gullet

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@zodiak_thriller @softcourt The fact that everyone who has seen this didn't like it is a literal crime

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

Depression isn't real, it's a control device made up by the government to keep you from being a silly goose

[LexaPro™fessional @peachcaruso]

@londiaus They're afraid of you, you have a tactical advantage