Pearce Luman

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[A-100 gecs @PinstripeBungle]

pointed at a bug and my cat ate the bug

[Jimmy “Fucking” Tzu @00JimmyT]

Paper towel dispenser in the crib. Yeah this plays

[$ @jxtsummer]

what a privilege it is to be able to wake up and try again

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Bro. Did you seriously just take a lesser healing potion when we have a perfectly good short rest available

[computer @computer1010101]

Is it too late to become a child prodigy? I'm 38

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Does anyone Know where I can Purchase one of These

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

king of embarrassing me at the vet.
what are we doing

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[on my death bed]
"Why didn't I just buy a normal bed?"

[lia @updharmadrown]

what doesn’t kill you will haunt you during commute

[meow @swirli_e]

i don’t even be fucking around and i still find out

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Do you wanna come over and read Hunter Biden's tweets to me?