peawee

my name is paiswee and i'm FIVE now!

[peawee @peawees]

I really like this parody of "Let It Go". The dad is right. Olaf's song is better anyway.

[peawee @peawees]

What does S.A.D. stand for again? Seasonal active dirt?

[peawee @peawees]

I know I'm not always right. But I am most of the time.

[peawee @peawees]

My dream is that everyone will use tolerance. But my real dream is that I could do magic.

[peawee @peawees]

What is the funniest word?
Flickablah!

[peawee @peawees]

(Sitting on the toilet)
I know to spell Egyptians. E-G-Y-P-T, hey come back!

[peawee @peawees]

Blaaargh! I think I just ate one of his boogers. I put my mouth in his nose, and one got in my mouth.

[peawee @peawees]

Did anybody notice that my outfit is naked?

[peawee @peawees]

Fwee, I sure love you, you little beaner.

[peawee @peawees]

Do I HAVE to move away when I go to college?

[peawee @peawees]

Whenever I hear beautiful music, I know it's the ice cream truck.

[peawee @peawees]

This is Paisley the Strong.

[peawee @peawees]

Why does Felix get to stay up later than me?!

[peawee @peawees]

I'm going to tell you something weird about me- I mostly only say I love you when I'm going to the bathroom.

[peawee @peawees]

You're a flatso.

[peawee @peawees]

Your belly button looks really happy. It's saying, "Hey guys!"

[peawee @peawees]

What are you more into? Babies or dead people?

[peawee @peawees]

Is Daddy a banker?

[peawee @peawees]

Would you rather go back in your mommy's tummy or have a baby in yours?
I'd rather go back in your tummy, Mommy.