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I'm not saying she's a hoe, I'm just saying she's been under more sheets than the KKK

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How you BROKE but you always got money for weed ???

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My phone dies faster than a black man in a horror film..

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I'm 99% sure you don't like me. And I'm 100% sure I don't give a fuck.

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

Most of you niggas don't have HATERS.. Just a lot of people telling yo ass the TRUTH!

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.

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1 new message: runs for phone, jumps over sofa, pushed mom out the way. Grabs phone... The message: "K"

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Bitch said "Oh my god is that a penis" and I told her "no bitch that's not a penis its my long Dick!

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

Hoes always talking about how much money they got... I aint suprised, gotta be making profit off of all that dick they be sucking!

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

A boyfriend suppose too make yo panties WET not yo Eyes , & A Girlfriend suppose too make yo d*ck HARD not your Life

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

I hate when someone calls my phone and ask "Who is this?" HOE you called me. WHO DA HELL IS YOU?

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

I'm going to start naming people like 2Chainz... She got a green shirt, So I call her "Green Shirt" !!

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

Tatt my name on you so I know you dumb... #SheRatchet

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If you wouldn't make her a wife, then don't make her a mother

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

Teachers act fake af when the principal comes in the classroom.

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

White people: "Hello, I would like to order..." Black people: "Yeah, let me get uhhh... Hold up! *Mumbles* What the fuck do I want?

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

*Gets Pregnant* Says: "Shit Happens, YOLO." #SheRatchet

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

#ReplaceMovieTitleWithRatchet Nightmare On Ratchet Street

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Toy Story 4? Oh hell nah, i thought that nigguh gave his toys away.

[jasmijnbeatty @Peerymir]

You got a girl, she takes care of you, she's faithful and loyal, she's down for you, she loves you, AND your mom likes her... DON'T F UP!