John Peña

buy me Bonestorm or go to hell

[John Peña @pena]

Spotted on the sidewalk

[John Peña @pena]

@NateSilver538

[John Peña @pena]

@tweethue why are your lightbulbs blinking? You freaked out my daughter. Throwing your piece of junk lightbulbs in the trash.

[John Peña @pena]

@RetentionAdam I’d love to hear the day one stories of building the MVP, doing customer discovery, pathfinding, mistakes made, difficult decisions, first hires, etc. Been loving your content!

[John Peña @pena]

@oscrhong @aashaysanghvi_ this is so true it hurts

[John Peña @pena]

@spikebrehm You've been predicting the bubble will pop since 2010

[Garry Tan @garrytan]

The President of Stanford had to resign over doctored data

Stanford professor Jo Boaler should resign next. Her doctored data removed Algebra from SF public middle schools and will soon do so all over CA

Her impact on setting back access to advanced math is devastating to kids

[John Peña @pena]

@angrynoah How do you know when you start if you're going to have 'medium' or 'big' data? What happens if you anticipate you'll have medium, and then it turns out to be big?

[Kent Beck 🌻 @KentBeck]

I’ve been reluctant to try ChatGPT. Today I got over that reluctance. Now I understand why I was reluctant.

The value of 90% of my skills just dropped to $0. The leverage for the remaining 10% went up 1000x. I need to recalibrate.

[wint @dril]

AI was able to generate at least two porridge crisis scenarios after being trained only on Goldilocks and the Three Bears. We are not ready

[John Peña @pena]

@zcabrams “Your need to make money to put food on the table is quite uninspiring”

[John Peña @pena]

Dear @SpotifyUSA, as long as you're redesigning the desktop app layout, could you bring back the column for 'artist' in the playlist view? You know, the thing every music app has had since the beginning of time? 🙏

[Tim Geisenheimer @tgeisenheimer]

Whenever I ask @pena for a time estimate he sends me the same gif

[Tim Geisenheimer @tgeisenheimer]

Today is the biggest day in @CorrelatedLabs history! From the moment we started the company we knew there was a divide between customer data and the GTM teams that rely on that data to do their jobs. 1/

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

1.7 trillion (spending bill) divided by 200 million (american adults) = 8,500 (dollars, per adult, that none of us will ever see)

[John Peña @pena]

Does anything cause more confusion than two boomers with the same ringtone?

[John Peña @pena]

@rationalwalk I've taken dozens of road trips with a model Y and they've been awesome, fantastic road trip vehicle

[John Peña @pena]

@spikebrehm “Hummus”

[John Peña @pena]

Every B2B SaaS company has built their own internal CDP

[John Peña @pena]

@murf1451 Fun fact: the reason people call me "Peña" is because LastName is a required field on the Lead sobject

[John Peña @pena]

What's more complicated: Salesforce Apex API or Magic the Gathering?