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i pretend i'm funny and also tweet about hockey, mdzs, and other things. big believer in Don't Panic. Black Lives Matter. 18+. they/them.

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oh hey y'all, do any of you need some

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@Wichita_Thunder can we get some darude sandstorm? #thundertracks

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yes i have returned to Twitter only to request music at this hockey game lol

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#thundertracks let's get some darude sandstorm, you know you want to!

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anyone wanna come over and watch all five scream movies with me

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this is about steve harrington and dean winchester

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if i had a nickel for every time i fell in love with a fictional bisexual badass man who was good with kids and had a lesbian best friend on a shitty horror show i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

[Tony Hightower may have @ThatTonyH]

I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present

(Via https://t.co/XC3DlIXXC3 )

[lamps @layumps]

isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?

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@leafsbian do the Fear Street books by R.L. Stine count? I'll also throw out Horns by Joe Hill and John Dies at the End by David Wong (out Jason Pargin)

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@trashpocket4 not canon typical but it's scoops troop

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@SydneyBattle ... house on the rock

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Went back to school.
Got a detention.
Aced my fitness gram pacer test.
Dropped out.
All in the same day.
#AbbottElementary

[fran @galacticidiots]

Me after consuming a piece of media: “Now the fun can truly begin” *cracks knuckles* *opens ao3*

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

35 cents a what now??

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@goblinparties if i only could, I'd make a deal with god and get him to swap our pieces...

[I'm not giving my name to a machine @MusingsMuses]

Marge Simpson has had blue hair and pronouns for almost 40 years and no one's ever said a word against her.

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

did emily dickinson have a boston accent

[wint @dril]

Bad news folks! i waited in line for 16 hours to see the queen. But by the time i got there she was fuckin DEAD!!!!!!