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@KevinRich Climb skinny pine trees high enough they bent over and lowered you back close enough to the ground to let go. Had to pick the right tree or it would break before you got low enough or it wouldn’t get low enough at all

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@matthewdmarsden Sir, the republic died at Appomattox. We’ve been an empire since then.

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@brodigan He ran a hell of a campaign and hyphenated last name women are a scourge

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@WaywardRabbler Fish habitat

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@dollfacepumpkin What’s the alternative?

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@AdrianneCurry As a Mississippian who voted for smith in the general but against her in the primary she is extremely unlikeable. She also said really stupid shit and her opponent cut a masterpiece of a political ad with one of the dumbest things she said https://t.co/csfBhvmTxu

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@JoshuaBarzon Red Barber over William Faulkner?

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@9mmsmg I started both of mine with BB guns at 5

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@dollfacepumpkin @HistoryWJacob You do realize you can hunt nearly every wildlife refuge you just need the correct permit and follow regulations. Iirc that one has an archery and a muzzleloader season.

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@House0fstrange Ironically the only thing women can appeal to in order to stop this barbarism is men

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@ChrissieMayr He was clearly watching an attractive blonde man with a nose piercing tasting Chinese cuisine from a buffet somewhere in America’s heartland.

[Not Josh Firestine @Not_Firestine]

@tito_honcho They've done Kill Tony at MSG. A literal open mic. But I'm not really the expert on stand-up comedy. Be outraged all you want. looks silly, but who cares what I think.

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@Not_Firestine @tito_honcho Clearly another victim of Dunning-Kruger

[Catnjustme @catnjustme]

@Nafeesahxf Dear Muslim,
Go fuck yourself.

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@ericweinstein Because women demand it sir.

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@DaggerAndBullet This is actually flawed, if they didn’t know I was there they never would but that wasn’t an option. I am told by God not to murder and that would certainly qualify.

[History-Actual @T00ManyCommies]

@OfAthenry Mix it with gasoline.

[Attas @TXREC0N1]

@OfAthenry Dissolve it in gasoline. Duh.

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@OfAthenry Gasoline

[The Refined Populist @RefinedPopulist]

Wilfred, I challenged you to a simple role-playing exercise: Put yourself in Bob’s shoes and understand why, after decades of voting Republican, he’s finally had enough.

You’ve now written TWO lengthy rebuttals crashing out about how Bob needs to shut up and fall in line because his grievances are statistically improbable.

YOU FAILED A ROLE-PLAYING EXERCISE. TWICE.

Nobody asked you to fact-check an imaginary man’s résumé. The assignment was to understand why working-class Americans feel betrayed by the people they elected.

Instead, you’ve devoted thousands of words to explaining why they have no right to be angry. And you STILL don’t get it.

You’d rather win an argument against a fictional voter than understand why real voters are abandoning your movement.

This is why Conservatism is leaving you behind. You will not be missed.