middle aged father

aidan - on my sisyphus shit

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

a bad day on the golf course is better than any day with the wife and kids

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

as of recent

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

can’t fucking wait for big pants thursday this week. been a small pants week already and it’s only tuesday. big pants energy is needed.

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

past cuppa weeks

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

went on a bender in roku city what did i miss

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

put this 38 in your mouth go ahead and spit your magnum opus

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

new alix perez i am now incapable of feeling any negative emotions for 48 hours

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

after further listening i am no longer inquisitive. i am distraught, disappointed, displeased, and dissatisfied

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

new arctic monkeys got me inquisitive asf

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

went 2 the woods

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

gonna fail this test but i’m gonna have soooo much steeze while i do it

[Aymen • Moment Of Clarity @DevEndeavor]

@vxunderground SQL injection attack a speed cam when it parses your plate

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

the pizza i ate at 6pm meeting the red bull, 2 pieces of turkey bacon, and an adderall that have been alone in my stomach since 7am

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

god is trying to nerf me. i’m too powerful so he decided to tear my hamstring and break into my car within two weeks to put me back in my place. thanks man

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

When someone says my cat isn’t the cutest little guy to ever exist

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

🍐

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

this should not be allowed on gods green earth

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

just saw a drop top range rover and it made me physically ill

[middle aged father @perc_hurty]

if drinking 2 beers and going to bed was a sport i would be slightly good at it but not quite pro but i would complain that i wasn’t pro like every day